Let's Be Honest, We're Mainly an Excuse to Get Out of the House
Hey! Welcome! Buenas noches and a guten abend to you. We’re St. Vain. We’re an upscale-ish cocktail bar and lounge that’s located in that neighborhood that you probably wouldn’t go to ten years ago, but don’t worry! it’s mostly safe now.
If you’re looking for a drink, ours are definitely overpriced, but let’s be honest you’re coming here for the ambiance–which ours is pretty... pretty... good, also it’s weird and a little irreverent. Anyways, come on down and get a little tipsy with us.
If you’re looking for a drink, ours are definitely overpriced, but let’s be honest you’re coming here for the ambiance–which ours is pretty... pretty... good, also it’s weird and a little irreverent. Anyways, come on down and get a little tipsy with us.
Drinks
Modern Libations and Good Vibrations
Believe it or not, our drinks are actually made with the best ingredients. I know! It sounds pretentious which really isn’t the thing we’re going here for but turns out when you make drinks with good ingredients they actually do taste better–or at least the first two do. After that we can’t guarantee anything.
Drinks
We Are the Most Highest, Best Rated Bar in The World...
If you don’t pay attention to facts or reason, but even with that we’re still pretty good.
“Great place, awesome ambiance and not your typical Cocktail Bar.”
“Over priced but a cool vibe. Will probably go back.”
“It was weird and I didn’t get it.”
